I was cleaning up my affiliate content folders the other day when I ran across this set of samples that I ultimately never used. For the uninitiated, an affiliate site is one where you’re hosting someone else’s sample content and sending a special link to the main site. You usually get a one-time referral fee or a recurring referral fee if someone joins the site. These affiliate programs have been around since the early days of adult web sites, but this business model is no longer viable thanks to the widespread piracy that high-bandwidth internet can afford.

So, anyway, I made a mosaic of all of the doggy-style positioned samples. It lasts 15 seconds in total. I was actually one sample short so now you get to play the Sesame Street “one of these things doesn’t belong here” game. Begin!