2008.09.28: the tila teen sex tape

Dude. I had video of hottie blonde model Liz Ashley where she was sitting around and talking to us about whatever was going on back in in the day. I'm thinking this was, like, a long time ago. Anyway, it was g-rated and useless to me, but I suddenly had a flash of inspiration as I was packing my chroma-key green screen the other day. I have lots of disclaimers in the description that make it abundantly clear that this is just a digital insertion trick, but damn it's fun to mix two weird events together Forrest Gump style. Check out the samples below of super petite Tila Teen, my new Boy Toy Doll from Abyss Creations, and Senator John McCaine in a super naughty sex tape! All while Liz Ashley surfs the internet unaware of what's happening behind her. Yeah!!!!! Okay, so that's really me in the mask. I'm fucking that doll, yo. It's not like fucking my girlfriend, but I cum in the end just the same. Check it...