When I lived in Uptown years ago these two guys were in the apartment below me. I’d just moved into the “model” apartment where no one had lived previously so it’s understandable that they’d be surprised to hear people above them suddenly. Still, it was on a Saturday at around 1 PM that they chose to storm into my apartment to complain about how we were “walking around really loud.” As a bonus they also demonstrated how they could act like douche bag ass hats. Mission accomplished, dicks! Days later I found costumed photos of them on the apartment’s business center computer, so I made up wedding invitations and mailed them to all of their friends on MySpace saying they were in love, getting married and had registered at Target. I really had registered them at Target, too, but only for 500 pairs of adult diapers since they were so butt hurt about our “walking around.”